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Buster Moon is a no-talent hack.
Nana Noodleman is the real star - literally.
Also, she buys the theatre and pays for the reno. She only lets Buster run the theatre because she is busy playing chess against her butler. She doesn’t have time to put on plays and deal with all of that shit. She needs to figure out the best opening to use against the Vienna. Is it the Silician defense or the accelerated dragon? Don’t know. I’m not a chess nerd.
Nana also gives Buster the pep talk needed to not listen to his critic and go for his big dream. Thankfully, Gunther was there to write the entire show or Buster would’ve been a continued failure.
Basically, Nana paid for everything, Gunther was the idea man, and Miss Crawley ran the ship. Buster was…just there with that blue suit and stupid grin on his face. He would have stolen money from a child if Mike didn’t rob the kid first.
Buster Moon is proof that if you can surround yourself with talented people, you can fail upwards.
chatgpt’s response
Buster Moon is the Elizabeth Holmes of animated koalas.
Dude had zero talent, zero funds, and zero ethics, but somehow convinced a bunch of legitimately skilled performersto make him look good. You know who actually made the theater a success? Nana’s checkbook, Gunther’s vision, and Miss Crawley’s unhinged dedication.
Buster’s one contribution? He’s a con man with a dream. If he wasn’t a koala, he’d be running a crypto scam on YouTube telling people to invest in MoonCoin (guaranteed 10,000% returns—just trust the process, bro).
Meanwhile, Nana Noodleman? A literal icon. A true legend. Not only did she own the theater (Buster just squatted in it like a failed actor in LA), but she understood showbiz better than anyone—which is why she let the real talent handle the work while she focused on demolishing her butler in a game of mental warfare.
And let’s talk about Gunther for a second. That pig had vision. That pig had flair. That pig had MORE raw creativity in one glittery hoof than Buster Moon has in his entire koala-sized skull.
Buster Moon is proof that if you:
Lie with confidence.
Fake it long enough.
Surround yourself with talent willing to carry your useless ass…
You can fail upwards forever.