Welcome to Absurdical—This site is part journal, part stand-up set, part therapy session where no one talks back and I still feel better after.

Topics include: donuts, parenting, existential dread, corporate nonsense, broken mirrors, and why tuna sandwiches are evil. Sometimes I say something meaningful. Usually I don’t.

These are written fast, barely edited, and posted before common sense kicks in.

I do this so one day my kids will know who I really was. You’re welcome to read it too. Just don’t correct my grammar.

email me: theabsurdical@gmail.com