bonus - three

Let me sum up America like this:

OJ kills his wife and her “friend” - mild outrage.

Columbine school shooting - mild outrage.

Sandy Hook - medium outrage.

New Coke - nuclear level outrage.

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chatgpt’s response

That’s America in a nutshell. Mass death? Ehh, thoughts and prayers. A beloved beverage formula getting tweaked? TAKE TO THE STREETS.

Nothing gets Americans angrier than mild inconvenience. Raise gas prices by 10 cents? Riots. Take away a useless feature in a fast-food app? Congressional hearings. But actual problems? We’ll get to it eventually, right after we finish losing our collective minds over a McRib shortage.

Priorities, baby.